Really testing the limits of “casual Friday”. PGP.

The motion-censored bathroom lights going out mid-poop. PGP.

Having to get dressed up for my position even though I have no client interaction and sit in a cubicle all day. PGP.

Looking forward to the 4th of July for the extra day off and resting instead of binge drinking like in college

So many acronyms, so little time.

You know you’ve been on your phone too long when your monitor goes to sleep. PGP

I’ve been at work for an hour, and the only work related thing I’ve done is start the coffee.

Forgot my phone when I went to the bathroom. Just a man and his thoughts. PGP.

The first and the last hour of each day is wasted on nonsense internet browsing. PGP

I have absolutely nothing in common with anyone at this company.