I’ve worn the same slacks every day this week. PGP.

Still can’t grow a beard. PGP

I have got to stop drinking like I’m still in college. PGP.

I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t at least a little tired. PGP

I don’t recognize half the last names on my newsfeed. PGP

Forgot my headphones today. PGP.

“Other duties as assigned” being the only accurate part of your job description. PGP.

Took the scenic route to FedEx just to stay out the office longer. PGP.

I can recognize cars I’ve seen before by their license plates on my commute. PGP.

Guess I should have done a three year internship to meet entry level job requirements. PGP.