“Minimum of 3-5 years of related functional experience.” PGP.

A question in the subject line with nothing in the actual email.

Having to create a word document to keep track of your usernames and passwords. PGP.

Having to take your headphones out every time someone walks up to your desk. PGP.

When it’s not just the weird kids from high school anymore, but your actual friends getting engaged now. PGP.

Having a Jameis and Jimbo type relationship with your boss. PGP.

Currently doing someone else’s job who makes more than me. PGP.

I’m the epitome of average. PGP.

I’m not trying to get fired, but I wouldn’t saying I’m actively trying to keep my job. PGP.

Some guy I don’t know just endorsed me for a skill I don’t have. PGP.