My parents started charging me rent. PGP.

My life isn’t really dope, and I rarely do dope shit. PGP.

Everyone in my company uses stand up desks. PGP.

Johnny Manziel being stuck behind an incompetent veteran. PGP.

Considering quitting with no back up plan or job lined up. PGP.

Internet Explorer is our default browser and I can’t change it. PGP.

I did No-Shave November and no one noticed. PGP.

Wanting socks for Christmas. PGP.

I wanted to turn out like Clark and Ellen, but I ended up like Todd and Margo. PGP.

One of these days, I’m going to scream “Shut the fuck up” out loud instead of in my head. PGP.