I was the same age as JBR when she was murdered and from everything I saw on the news pointing to the parents it made me think MY parents would kill me too. They still could.
I have a tell-tale way to know if the couple is getting divorced, and I only recently figured it out. As an adult, I’ve been to about 15 weddings. IF I CRY during the ceremony, the couple will stay together. If I do not cry, they’re divorced within two years. So far I’m 10 cry for 5 no cry and all of those couples are divorced or in the process. Have one this weekend. What’s it going to be?
Same thing happened to my friend Matt in Key West over my wedding weekend. We lost him for 12 hours. Turns out he passed out, got driven to the hospital, fled from said hospital, walked 4 miles down the interstate where someone picked him up. WORST black eye I’ve ever seen it was like a cartoon. We bought him an eye patch from a sex shop and he fit right in. I have a great pic of me walking down the aisle and laying eyes on his eyepatch and fucked up face.
Advertise
Birthday twin what’s good
And it was Jeremy Guthrie’s birthday…
It’s a Christmas miracle. Welcome back.
Halloween plans?
I was the same age as JBR when she was murdered and from everything I saw on the news pointing to the parents it made me think MY parents would kill me too. They still could.
Unplug in the middle of Todd’s workweek. Ahhh
Yeah but he won’t get it until at least sunday morning. that shit is tender.
I have a tell-tale way to know if the couple is getting divorced, and I only recently figured it out. As an adult, I’ve been to about 15 weddings. IF I CRY during the ceremony, the couple will stay together. If I do not cry, they’re divorced within two years. So far I’m 10 cry for 5 no cry and all of those couples are divorced or in the process. Have one this weekend. What’s it going to be?
Same thing happened to my friend Matt in Key West over my wedding weekend. We lost him for 12 hours. Turns out he passed out, got driven to the hospital, fled from said hospital, walked 4 miles down the interstate where someone picked him up. WORST black eye I’ve ever seen it was like a cartoon. We bought him an eye patch from a sex shop and he fit right in. I have a great pic of me walking down the aisle and laying eyes on his eyepatch and fucked up face.
I know a thing about Ponzi schemes so I know what you’re trying to do. -legendary
What about Under Wraps? Second DCOM ever and it has Patrick Starr as the mummy. Come on, man.
Exactly
The toilet paper struggle is real.
Getting tricked into reading a book! PGP
Ice T is the best. He hasn’t been in the last few episodes I suspect because coco had a baby. This will always be my guilty pleasure show.
Who buys books?
“Yeah” is my number one requested bar/wedding/anything song. Effing love that song.
I would do ALL of these to get rid of my student loans. Beat that.
Lol Kendra?
How magical. A marriage announcement that includes a sentence about an incontinent cat.