Knocking on the doorframe because the door is open. PGP.

Work was offering free lunch today but instead I drove 10 minutes and ate at Arby’s alone just to get out of the office. PGP.

Bad tie days. PGP.

My friend just told me she saw my boss at the bar watching the game. He told me he was going to Staples. PGP.

Actually debating the merits between a booty call and getting sleep. PGP.

Ran out of content on all the webpages I go to, and it’s not even 2:00. PGP.

Picking up wine on your lunch break because you know you won’t be off before the liquor store closes. PGP.

The only “raging” I do anymore is getting blackout drunk watching Netflix. Alone. PGP.

Passing out after four beers during a World Cup match between two teams you couldn’t care less about. PGP.