I legitimately forget how old I am sometimes. PGP.

I literally did nothing at work today. Seriously, nothing. PGP.

Puked, but did not rally. PGP.

Tried a new, calmer sounding alarm this morning. Overslept by almost two hours. PGP.

My girlfriend got me tickets to both a Packers game and a Brewers game in the same weekend for my birthday. I have to cut her loose because she set the bar too high on birthday gifts. PGP.

“Don’t mess with me, man. I’m a lawyer!” -Peter Banning. PGP.

Doing a Tiger pump when you see all the bathroom stalls are empty. PGP.

That moment of pure anguish right before getting out of your car in the morning. PGP.

The daily race home to beat my roommate to the TV after work. PGP.

In some ways, I might be turning into the female version of George Costanza. PGP.