I actually had a discussion with my fiance about how upsetting it is she was “concerned with her Instagram aesthetic” to which point she yelled “all you post is pictures from stupid golf courses and you don’t even have that many followers” and then we spent the night in silence while I googled “ways to up your instagram game”
This hit home. The fiance and I have really struggled to make friends outside our solid 2-3 person friend group that moved back to Houston after college. Part of me enjoys it because I never have to think of excuses to not go out but sometimes I want to share in the joy of margs at El Tiempo with friends.
It’s shocking how many of these people are out there. I run into it daily with other people in sales and it blows my mind. I had a guy take me to lunch a few weeks back and he was so bad I finally just gave up and spent half the lunch on my phone while he just looked around the restaurant.
How dare you. I keep a fresh stick of deodorant in my desk for lunch time application for the sole purpose of avoiding pit sweat and obtaining maximum comfort. The only reason it’s a garbage take from Dillllon is because I didn’t like his tone.
Houston visitor- don’t let Dilllion taint your expectations with his garbage takes. Get at me and I’ll give you tips to enjoy the best city in the US of A. My email is in my profile
My fiance thinks I’m shaving my beard for our wedding next month. Luckily we won’t be seeing each other until she walks down the aisle, a point of no return for her (hopefully) and the joke will be on her. She’s also going to love the full blown handle bar mustache I come out of the bathroom with the next morning, for nothing else but to show off American power while overseas for the honeymoon. Give me good facial hair or give me death
Rose is the worst thing to happen to the beverage world since pumpkin spice whatevers. My fiance (and friends) will drink this stuff with anything, on any occasion, regardless of the embarrassment it brings me. #stoprose
The problem with Houston is my fall look just simply goes from a golf polo with shorts to a golf polo with jeans, MAYBE a vest if there’s a cold front and that’s about it. Sometimes I’ll wear a nice sweater and sweat myself to death just to feel more in season.
I made the mistake of drinking beers while moving all weekend, not hydrating, and then accepting an invite to margs and fajitas last night that turned into a lot less fajitas and a lot more margs than I expected. Death would be a sweet relief right now.
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I actually had a discussion with my fiance about how upsetting it is she was “concerned with her Instagram aesthetic” to which point she yelled “all you post is pictures from stupid golf courses and you don’t even have that many followers” and then we spent the night in silence while I googled “ways to up your instagram game”
This hit home. The fiance and I have really struggled to make friends outside our solid 2-3 person friend group that moved back to Houston after college. Part of me enjoys it because I never have to think of excuses to not go out but sometimes I want to share in the joy of margs at El Tiempo with friends.
Made me change my lunch plans
Kirin Lights over Sapporos 8 days a week y’all
It’s shocking how many of these people are out there. I run into it daily with other people in sales and it blows my mind. I had a guy take me to lunch a few weeks back and he was so bad I finally just gave up and spent half the lunch on my phone while he just looked around the restaurant.
How dare you. I keep a fresh stick of deodorant in my desk for lunch time application for the sole purpose of avoiding pit sweat and obtaining maximum comfort. The only reason it’s a garbage take from Dillllon is because I didn’t like his tone.
Houston visitor- don’t let Dilllion taint your expectations with his garbage takes. Get at me and I’ll give you tips to enjoy the best city in the US of A. My email is in my profile
I’m thinking we develop a high end tent city and change the homeless game
My fiance thinks I’m shaving my beard for our wedding next month. Luckily we won’t be seeing each other until she walks down the aisle, a point of no return for her (hopefully) and the joke will be on her. She’s also going to love the full blown handle bar mustache I come out of the bathroom with the next morning, for nothing else but to show off American power while overseas for the honeymoon. Give me good facial hair or give me death
Rose is the worst thing to happen to the beverage world since pumpkin spice whatevers. My fiance (and friends) will drink this stuff with anything, on any occasion, regardless of the embarrassment it brings me. #stoprose
The problem with Houston is my fall look just simply goes from a golf polo with shorts to a golf polo with jeans, MAYBE a vest if there’s a cold front and that’s about it. Sometimes I’ll wear a nice sweater and sweat myself to death just to feel more in season.
You’re one of the great minds of our time
I made the mistake of drinking beers while moving all weekend, not hydrating, and then accepting an invite to margs and fajitas last night that turned into a lot less fajitas and a lot more margs than I expected. Death would be a sweet relief right now.
G&T is a trash drink
Do you like anything besides shitty sandals and bottom tier breakfast options?
Can confirm nurses shit talking abilities. I’ve heard things come out of my fiancé’s mouth that I can’t even legally repeat on this website
You’re right
You’re coming out guns blazing this week Joe Rogan Jr
Thanks guys. Now I know what I’m doing for dinner.
I’m eating biscuits and gravy over breakfast tacos 8 days a week