I can’t wait until he falls madly in love with her, buys a ring, and then accidentally admits his mistake after a night of drinking. I want his life to be ruined. He doesn’t deserve her
As someone who’s tired of looking like a beached whale and using 2019 as an excuse to be fit again, regardless of what you do in the gym, I just want to say stay positive and focused y’all. You might only lift or run a small amount, but remember, that small amount is more than you did yesterday so keep going
Tomorrow we’re going to enjoy the Houston winter weather at the dog park and with day drinking.
Sunday I’ve got a late morning round with some friends and the wife works so we’ll probably turn that into more patio drinking. Have a blessed weekend and Christmas y’all
Proposing this time of year is the easy way out. I hope the women say no, and if they say yes, I hope their Instagram likes are low because everyone is too busy celebrating Christmas
Until you realize expensive earrings turn her on more than anything, she was going to starfish while avoiding eye contact with Todd, and now she’s going to hold this against him next time he tries to bump uglies. She is the worst.
These are GREAT ideas for any couples dating less than one year. After that these are just festive ways for us men to find out we’re doing yet another thing completely wrong
What’s everyone up to this weekend? Personally we’re going to look at Christmas lights tonight or tomorrow night. Probably enjoy some dinner, hot chocolate, and (hopefully) sex. Sunday I’m golfing with some friends and then going to power through another season of Great British Baking Show. Have a blessed weekend y’all.
I’m on a huge hole this year y’all. The wife gave me the old “let’s not get each other anything and just do fun stuff together” line. We all know that’s not how she really feels but now I have no list of things she might want
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At happy hour* Alyssa, excited, “Hey Eric, this is my coworker Maddie (girl he cheated with)”
I can’t wait until he falls madly in love with her, buys a ring, and then accidentally admits his mistake after a night of drinking. I want his life to be ruined. He doesn’t deserve her
As someone who’s tired of looking like a beached whale and using 2019 as an excuse to be fit again, regardless of what you do in the gym, I just want to say stay positive and focused y’all. You might only lift or run a small amount, but remember, that small amount is more than you did yesterday so keep going
Same. Haven’t ever been this excited for NYE. If I’m asleep before the ball drops I’ll be thrilled
It’s ridiculous and a honeymoon (should) be the best week+ of your life. If not you married the wrong person
Even for humor or satire, this was beyond dumb. I had hope for PGP but now that Will is (obviously) gone without a word, this is the end.
El T tonight of course.
Tomorrow we’re going to enjoy the Houston winter weather at the dog park and with day drinking.
Sunday I’ve got a late morning round with some friends and the wife works so we’ll probably turn that into more patio drinking. Have a blessed weekend and Christmas y’all
Proposing this time of year is the easy way out. I hope the women say no, and if they say yes, I hope their Instagram likes are low because everyone is too busy celebrating Christmas
My boots are the most comfortable pair of shoes I own, plus everyone knows you’re ready to close a deal or kick ass in a moments notice
Until you realize expensive earrings turn her on more than anything, she was going to starfish while avoiding eye contact with Todd, and now she’s going to hold this against him next time he tries to bump uglies. She is the worst.
Sex is sex my man
This is a man who knows his balls are not in his but tucked away in a box in her closet
I remember a few years ago thinking “damn, we’ve got to many yeti cups” and now I can’t get enough of em
These are GREAT ideas for any couples dating less than one year. After that these are just festive ways for us men to find out we’re doing yet another thing completely wrong
And I thought ATLguy had some trash comments…
Oh Miss Mackay what have you done? I’m not ready but I’m so ready to get emotionally attached to a character like this. Bravo
Thanks Jenna. Always enjoy these.
What’s everyone up to this weekend? Personally we’re going to look at Christmas lights tonight or tomorrow night. Probably enjoy some dinner, hot chocolate, and (hopefully) sex. Sunday I’m golfing with some friends and then going to power through another season of Great British Baking Show. Have a blessed weekend y’all.
I think it’s probably your shit attitude that causes them to talk down to you
Do they provide doctor notes for “daily masturbation”?
I’m on a huge hole this year y’all. The wife gave me the old “let’s not get each other anything and just do fun stuff together” line. We all know that’s not how she really feels but now I have no list of things she might want