19th Hole

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Member Since 10/07/2015

  • 19th Hole 2 days ago on This Weekend In Fun: February 23

    Also, D Hole, if I hear even whispers about you wearing Abercrombie & Fitch jeans with boots I will quit my job and make my life goal ruining yours. Just get some Wranglers like a normal person and get over yourself. Take care buddy.

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  • 19th Hole 2 days ago on This Weekend In Fun: February 23

    Okympics has me itching to watch Miracle so I think tonight we’re going to do some homemade tacos and watch a movie. Hopefully the speech at the end gets the wife fired up for some sex.

    Saturday we have a friends birthday brunch followed by (hopefully) some golf. Trying to parlay that into some post-round drinks but we’re all married so that won’t be happening.

    Sunday I’m really going for a “have you been sitting in the same spot for six hours?” Type day while I watch the Honda Classic (and hopefully another Tiger free weekend).

    Y’all have a blessed weekend

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  • 19th Hole 2 days ago on 4 Dates That I'm Pretty Sure Would Kill A Man

    I’ve successfully survived all of these except the brunch with the girls (I’m not suicidal) and I have to say, you’re really underestimating the A) power of man and B) our willingness to do shit to get laid

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  • 19th Hole 2 days ago on We're Doomed

    Congrats and good luck man. That’s some exciting shit. Also, don’t worry about what you say before…she won’t remember

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  • 19th Hole 2 days ago on We're Doomed

    Also, here’s cliche comment about “at least they’re proposing, Will”

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  • 19th Hole 2 days ago on We're Doomed

    I used to think “we’re better than this. This is just a rough patch. We’ll come out better on the other side. Everything is going to be okay” but now with this going on, it’s only a matter of time before the aliens show up to kill us all for being a disgrace to “intelligent” life in the universe

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  • 19th Hole 2 days ago on Eavesdropping On Coworkers Is My New Passion

    Eavesdropping is all fun and games until you hear about Bob’s obsession with wearing diapers so he can watch an entire football game without going to the bathroom or how Mary in accounting uses the Tupperware she brought dessert in last week to soak her mom’s dentures

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  • 19th Hole 3 days ago on My Girlfriend's Coffee Routine Has Spiraled Out Of Control

    Coffee snobs are become the wine/beer snobs of 2018. You don’t have a fucking clue, just drink some Folgers and get on with your day. Source: guy who has a wife wake up 30 minutes early for a routine similar to this, only to find her half finished coffee sitting somewhere when she leaves (sorry, I know I’m not supposed to mention my wife here but I tonight it was a good source for my rant)

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  • 19th Hole 3 days ago on 7 Dreams I’ve Let Go Of By Age 25

    Just because you didn’t realize some of these wild dreams doesn’t mean you have to stop Charlie. Just think of the new dreams you can have in your mid 20s. Like earning the respect of your coworkers or being able to have a fun night out without a three day crippling hangover. Hell, sometimes I even dream of a world in which not everyone thinks I’m an idiot. Dream big or go home

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