Watch out, gunslingers. There’s a new sheriff in town. Or rather, there’s a new type of condom in town, better known as the Galactic Pregnancy Prevention Cap. If you’re the type of person who enjoys judging a book by it’s…Read More »
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It’s Official, Millennials Are The “Butt Generation”
Oh happy day, my time has finally come. Butts are (un)officially in. I know what you’re saying, this isn’t news for the majority of people out there. But I’d like it to be heard that we need to make this…Read More »
What’s The Most Iconic Restaurant In Your State?
Get ready to be disappointed in your state. The folks over at Thrillist came up with this map that shows the most “iconic” restaurant in your state and all I can say is LOLOLOL at Kansas, Florida and Illinois. The…Read More »
Here’s The Best Kickstarter Of 2014
“Butterfly in the skyyyyyyy…I can go twice as hiiiiiiiiigh…” Levar Burton just dropped a bomb on the internet, launching a Kickstarter campaign to fund a 21st-Century reboot of “Reading Rainbow.” The campaign aims to grant every child with access to…Read More »
10 Entry-Level Jobs That Pay Better Than Yours
I like money so much sometimes I use 50 dollar bills as lettuce on sandwiches. That’s not true, but one time I did swallow a nickel. According to TheStreet and figures pulled from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the top ten…Read More »
50 Cent Throws Out Worst First Pitch Of 2014, By Far
Maybe he should’ve spent a little less time “In Da Club” and a bit more time in da bullpen. Sorry. Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson was given the honor of throwing out the ceremonial first pitch at Tuesday’s New York Mets…Read More »
Which City Has The Best (Or Worst) Bang For Your Buck In America?
Just like I believe everything my (saint of a) mother says to be true, so too do I trust NPR, mostly because of Ira Glass which has no bearing on its validity. But I digress. Point is, saddle up, partner;…Read More »
“Wet Hot American Summer” Netflix Prequel In The Works
It’s been over 10 years and it’s past 9:30, so where the hell is the cast of “Wet Hot American Summer” and why haven’t they kept their promise to meet up? This is something fans alike have been wondering for…Read More »
Macaulay Culkin’s Shitty Pizza Band Gets Booed Off Stage, Pelted With Beer Cans
It seems that Macaulay Culkin is done with being forgotten and, in true childhood star fashion, taking it upon himself to start a musical career. Instead of following the norm and recording songs about first loves and heartbreak over a…Read More »
Feel Good Story of the Day: Mark Cuban Funds Dream Wedding for Texas Couple in Need
Mark Cuban always seems to find his way onto someone’s shit list. He’s not like most billionaires who keep their mouths shut on controversial topics to protect their public image. He’s high profile and is willing to call things…Read More »
