They say that you shouldn’t necessarily be afraid of the people with more elevated positions than you, but who’s coming up behind you and hungry for your job. Well kids, that day is fast approaching, as the vapidly titled ‘Generation…Read More »
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Avid Twitter Users Are Going To Cheat On You And Ruin Your Life
Twitter is a messy place sometimes. It’s probably even messier than you thought. A recent study confirmed that Twitter could also be bad for your relationships-and not just the relationships with potential employers when they see the spring break photos…Read More »
Lonnie Chisenhall’s Wikipedia Page Got A Proper Update After His Insane Three-HR, Nine RBI Game
Yeah, well. Anyone can be a god in Cleveland. Just ask Drew Carey. [h/t Joe from Twitter]
There’s A Topless NYC Book Club
There are certain postgrad milestones that everyone must reach. One is becoming boring, and to make this transition successfully, a book club is necessary. I know, because I made the mistake of joining one my freshman year of life. I…Read More »
STOP THE PRESSES! A Rob Ford Movie Is Being Made
YES. Variety is reporting that Toronto-based Blue Ice Pictures has acquired the rights for a film adaptation of Toronto Star reporter Robyn Doolittle’s book, Crazy Town: The Rob Ford Story. Doolittle is one of three journalists who have viewed the video…Read More »
Oregon Teen Gives Ridiculous Interview After Getting Busted Trying To Throw His Own Birthday Party
Gotta love teenagers. 19-year-old Nathaniel Gray from Salem, Oregon wanted to throw himself an epic rager for his 19th birthday, so he let everyone know about it on Twitter. His Twitter handle is “@beerisrad.” You can probably guess where this…Read More »
Sex Toy Piracy Is Sadly More Dangerous Than Awesome
Ever since I saw “Catch Me If You Can,” I always had a soft place in my heart for counterfeiters. I mean, two mice fell in a bucket of cream! So, you can imagine that once I heard that the…Read More »
“Flappy Bird” Creator Dong Nguyen Is Back To Ruin Your Life With A New Game
Remember “Flappy Bird”? It seems like so long ago now that everyone on earth was obsessed with that insanely-difficult game with backgrounds that looked like a Super Mario World rip-off, which caused people all over the world to break their…Read More »
Macaulay Culkin’s Shitty Pizza Band Gets Booed Off Stage, Pelted With Beer Cans
It seems that Macaulay Culkin is done with being forgotten and, in true childhood star fashion, taking it upon himself to start a musical career. Instead of following the norm and recording songs about first loves and heartbreak over a…Read More »
This Mirror Takes Selfies For You
“Self Enhancing Live Feed Image Engine” Sounds fancy, right? False. This is some a-hole’s punny name for the newest, and shiniest, tool to help you keep on top of your narcissistic game. The S.E.L.F.I.E mirror has arrived. I literally have…Read More »
