My first Tinder fling just got married. PGP.

Three day weekend, three days of rain, and I had a flat tire. Happy New Year to me. PGP.

Recognizing people across multiple online dating sites. PGP.

My go-to drunk food place now knows my name and what I order. PGP.

Over drafted my checking account at Arby’s. PGP.

Putting in for use-or-lose PTO and getting denied. PGP.

I was going to quit drinking during the work week for my NY resolution but Clemson and Bama are in the National Championship. PGP.

New Year, New Me, same morning road rage. PGP.

Hurt my back shaving today. PGP.

Work during the holidays and let your PTO roll into next year they said…it will be fun they said…PGP.

Opened underwear from my deployed boyfriend that said “sexually deprived for your freedom” in front of my super conservative parents and grandparents. Merry Christmas. PGP.

Every time I get asked a question at work, my initial response is “how the Hell would I know the answer to that?” PGP.