When someone gives you the stink-eye for using the bathroom not on “your” floor in the office building 100% owned by one company. PGP.

Ran into my ex at the grocery store while holding eggs and champagne. PGP.

If a coworker brings me a gift, am I obligated to get them a gift? PGP.

Celebrating my first official day of break by updating my resume and writing cover letters. It’s getting wild. PGP.

The electronic card reader broke while they were ringing up my takeout food. I had to wait while they manually imprinted a carbon copy of my card like it was the Middle Ages. PGP.

7:30 a.m. on a Monday and someone has already destroyed the bathroom. PGP.

Waiting for payday so I can finally Christmas shop. PGP.

Half the exec team ended up at my apartment after the holiday party. The Director of Operations took my dog out. I can’t look anyone in the eye today. PGP.

Old enough for wrinkles, young enough for acne. PGP.

There’s collusion in my work fantasy football league. I’m the commissioner. PGP.

Accidentally dressed exactly like my boss today. He thinks I’m mocking him. PGP.

Slipped on ice, threw my back out. No PTO left until 2017. PGP.