Pulled a muscle in my back while having sex. PGP.

Dropped $24 at Starbucks yesterday for the wife and son determined to get that free drink. Open up the app on Monday morning to see I’m at 124 stars. PGP

Is LinkedIn Job Seeker Premium tax deductible? PGP.

Taking a PTO day with plans to get hammered the night before because, “It’s been a while.” PGP.

Jealous of Obama because he gets to quit his job today. PGP.

The office prick reminding everyone Monday is only 3 days away. PGP.

People actually work on Fridays at the new job. PGP.

Asking “Who do you know here?” at a party. TFM. Asking “Who do you know here?” at a networking event. PGP.

My four hour flight didn’t have wifi. This was more upsetting than it should have been. PGP.

Office colleague sharing unsolicited stories of their children or grandchildren. PGP.

Got deployed, wife threw out all my Frat Tees. PGP

6/6 getting a kiss on the first date. 0/6 in securing a second date. PGP.