Arguing with coworkers about which Little League World Series participant is over age. PGP.
Actually being excited that your office got new copy machines. PGP.
Waiting until after 5pm to make moves in the office fantasy football league that your manager is in. PGP.
Taking shots…of DayQuil. PGP.
When your boss sends a “reply all” email with no text in the body. Not sure if that means approval or I fucked up. PGP.
Making eye contact with the person entering the bathroom stall after you. PGP.
The weird look I got from my boss when he told me congrats on a big sell and my response was “Just bout that action, boss.” PGP.
Having to get back to work right when you get in the groove of Flappy Bird. PGP.
The coworker who loudly cracks every imaginable part of their body throughout the day. PGP.
Selfies are just ID badge photos where you pretend to look happy.
That awkward moment when a co-worker catches you stuffing your back pack with office snacks. I need a raise.
Purposely scheduling flights that do not have wifi on them for business trips.