“Sure I play golf on Sundays, but I hate golf.” PGP.

Showing enthusiasm during your interview that won’t exist once you begin working. PGP.

Can’t sleep sober, can’t work hungover. PGP.

“This retail job is a great use of my business degree.” PGP.

Jury duty. PGP.

Literally having to loosen your belt a notch. PGP.

Unfortunately, our music licenses force us to limit the number of tracks you may skip each hour. PGP.

Hungover naps in the handicap stall. PGP.

I just want to go to a good old fashioned house party. PGP.

I think I can have my credit card paid off in the next two or three months. PGP.

This website is blocked by your server. PGP.

“I brought my lunch today, sorry.” PGP.