Coming in for a full day with nothing to do but attend a meeting scheduled for the last hour. PGP.
Pretending like doing coke on the weekend is against your values PGP
I still have no clue how we continue to make Fortune’s 100 Best Companies To Work For. PGP
Having the capacity of a white collar but stuck in a blue collar job. PGP.
You either quit a hero, or work here long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Sincerely being too old for this shit. PGP.
The copier is printing horizontal instead of vertical. PGP.
“It’s in the company handbook. You read it, right?” PGP.
Raiding the supply closet for a cheap thrill. PGP
My one goal at work is to go this whole day without anyone finding out it’s my birthday.
Took the day off, going in anyways because I’m too behind on work.
How the fuck is it only Monday?