Being non-essential personnel but still having to be at work everyday. PGP.
Is it homecoming yet?
“The old ball and chain won’t let me go out” when you need an excuse to skip going out. PGP
The fake hollow laugh you give a co-worker who just told a terrible joke
I just shat coffee. PGP
Doing Team Trivia multiple times a week for the hope of a restaurant gift card. PGP
I have trouble believing it’s pure coincidence that my coworkers seem to only ask me to go to lunch when I have my lunch box visible on my desk. PGP.
Ok, this coming Monday, I am for real going to the gym.
Had a nightmare my credit score went down. PGP
I worked late tonight. Not because I was busy, but just because I really had nothing else to do. PGP.
My mom suggested that I get a tinder. PGP.
I can’t wrap my head around this guy in the coffee line being more hungover than me, but he clearly is PGP