Had a pumpkin spice latte this morning. Its was totally premature for fall. I’m used to being premature. That’s why I’m all alone in this world.
May God help the bastard that left the coffee pot empty should I ever catch him in the act. PGP
“Is it really necessary for me to be on this call?” PGP.
Had a dream I had a fist fight with a coworker I hate. It was awesome. Then I woke up #PGP
Even not working is turning into a chore. PGP
Falling asleep early in a recliner watching baseball is a family tradition
Fell asleep before Justin Timberlake was on Jimmy Fallon last night. PGP.
On paper, I’m an adult. PGP
Just received a negative evaluation for watching too much golf while in the office. PGP.
“Catch the game last night?” PGP.
Having to explain how fantasy football works to all the old guys in the office league. PGP
The day after you try reliving your undergrad days during game day. PGP.