I think my boss knows I’m playing Candy Crush in the bathroom. PGP.

Paying out the ass for a great apartment, and never being there. PGP.

Getting to work early and no longer feeling obligated to exert yourself in any way. PGP.

Finding common ground with the new guy because you both settled for the same used, mid-size sedan. PGP.

Being given the squeaky chair that nobody in the office wants on your first day as an intern. PGP.

That point in your job where your day revolves around nothing but looking for a new job. PGP.

My married friends invited me to their house about an “opportunity”…which resembles a pyramid. PGP.

The realization that you are becoming one of your parents. PGP.

What is Vine? PGP.

Cringing at the mere suggestion of doing shots. PGP.

Getting pregnant on purpose. PGP.

Seeing a naive college senior studying an LSAT book at a coffee shop while you are studying for the Bar Exam and saying, “I seriously wouldn’t recommend doing that.” PGP.