Hiding the last Diet Coke in the office fridge. PGP.

“The intern gets a tablet?” PGP.

Waking up before your alarm. PGP.

Beginning to actually enjoy the music whenever you’re put on hold. PGP.

“I’m going to start working out next Monday. I’m serious this time.” PGP.

Making sure your fantasy football league uses a site that isn’t blocked. PGP.

Getting called the wrong name by your interviewer, and being too scared to correct them. PGP.

The post-lunch food coma. PGP.

Thinking of every purchase’s cost in terms of hours spent at the office. PGP.

Waiting in line to use the microwave. PGP.

Computer freezes on PGP, VP of sales walks in… PGP.

Graduated last year. Interns call you old. PGP.