Ordering the second cheapest bottle of wine on the menu. PGP.

Having a legitimate caffeine addiction. PGP.

Trying to improve your credit score. PGP.

Arguing balls and strikes on Twitter. PGP.

Actually worrying about your posture because you spend 40 hours a week sitting. PGP.

“Sorry, I have to go let my dog out.” PGP.

I should probably get a physical. PGP.

Excited to try out my new toothbrush. PGP.

Your one successful friend who keeps asking if you want to go on expensive trips. PGP.

Having to feign interest when an older coworker shows you something on the internet that you saw months ago. PGP.

Guessing what color panties the waitress at Olive Garden is wearing. PGP.

Realizing how wildly unfeasible your start-up idea is. PGP.