My work nickname has stuck and has absolutely nothing to do with me or my real name. PGP.

Our water cooler caught on fire. PGP.

Waiting for the day my coworkers stop referring to me as the baby. PGP.

When your boss says he’s staying home sick today but leaves you a pile of projects to complete in his absence. PGP.

Day 2 of no internet in the office: things are on the cusp of going full ‘Lord of the Flies’ out here. PGP.

“I hope this message finds you well…” PGP.

I’ve been “trying to start that show” for like 6 months now. PGP.

Girlfriend puked in an Uber this weekend, considering taking $300 out of a mutual fund that I parked away cash for her engagement ring. PGP.

Career fair duty. PGP.

Threw up on myself while waiting for an Uber with an (almost) one night stand. PGP.

“…has requested a read receipt on this email.” PGP.

“… at your earliest convenience.” PGP.