Being pissed about getting a car insurance discount on your Progessive Snapshot. PGP.

Treating a coworker like a therapist because you can’t afford one. PGP.

Staying in on the weekend so you can afford to play fantasy football. PGP.

Slamming the stapler to relieve stress. PGP.

Hearing a random coworker’s shitty desk-side drum solo. PGP.

Coming home from a long day of work to an empty refrigerator. PGP.

Messaging the person at the desk next to you because it’s easier than having to actually talk to them. PGP.

Never finishing a carton of milk before it goes bad. PGP.

Your computer screen going to sleep right in front of you. PGP.

Buying an annual gym membership to be financially obligated, and still not working out. PGP.

Having to decide between shaving and ironing your shirt in the morning. PGP.

Handling the stress of working 8 to 6, and then coming home to your parents. PGP.