When older coworkers reference actors and movies you’re too young to have seen. PGP.

Displacing your frustration into arguments over professional sports. PGP.

Breaking down and getting lunch at 11:00am. PGP.

The internet going down when, for once, you actually have work to do. PGP.

Losing weight because you no longer have a television or couch. PGP.

Looking forward to trips home because your parents always cook extra food for you to bring back. PGP.

“Conference room in five.” PGP.

Setting up your fantasy football league being the most work you’ve done all day. PGP.

I’ll endorse you if you endorse me. PGP.

Having to ask older coworkers about good doctors in the area. PGP.

Corporate motivational posters that have the complete opposite of the intended effect. PGP.

Playing fridge Tetris with your lunch. PGP.