Buying a book you know you’ll never finish. PGP.

Casually hiding Facebook, Gmail, Twitter, and YouTube when the boss walks in. PGP.

Looking forward to jury duty. PGP.

When your company’s number one competitor wants to meet with you about a job. PGP.

Getting connected with an ex on Tinder. PGP.

Conversations about gardening. PGP.

Keeping very few things in your office so that if you get canned you can leave as quickly as possible. PGP.

Just realized why dad was always coming home late on Fridays. PGP.

“I’ll ask my supervisor and get back to you” being your response to almost every question. PGP.

Being too scared to look at your bank account on a Monday. PGP.

Not being able to read your boss’s handwriting. PGP.

Pushing the limits of low fuel. PGP.