Seeing a coworker on Tinder. PGP.

Not even trying to get into the faster moving lane while in traffic because you’re just too tired to care anymore. PGP.

Actually being excited that your office got new copy machines. PGP.

Apparently the airport bar doesn’t qualify as an approved expense. PGP.

Spam filters costing you a job offer. PGP.

The steady growth of your medicine cabinet collection. PGP.

The backup dress shirt in your bottom drawer for lunch break stains. PGP.

The coworker that can’t send an email without putting a smiley face somewhere in it. PGP.

The overwhelming satisfaction you get when you see people you went to high school with doing much worse in life than you. PGP.

Proudly categorizing all transactions on Mint.com only to realize you are 300% over “Alcohol & Bars” budget for the month. PGP.

Using the work you did yesterday to make it look like you’ve been busy today. PGP.

Having to purchase a dish for the company potluck because you don’t have the skills, or a significant other, to make one for yourself. PGP.