Realizing you have terrible posture but doing nothing to correct it. PGP.

Is it cold in here or is it just me? PGP.

Having to congratulate people in the office on becoming grandparents. PGP.

The fast food lunch that sends your day into a downward spiral of sluggishness and self-loathing. PGP.

Day one of your diet and the boss brings in Dunkin’ Donuts. PGP.

Your little sister’s friends becoming hot. PGP.

Being “rewarded” with more responsibility by your boss. PGP.

The attempt at doing anything but work from 11:00am until lunch. PGP.

My grandmother is the only person who commented on my Facebook status. PGP.

I got a job, they started hatin’. Turn up. I woke up in a certified pre-owned Honda Accord. PGP.

Knowing exactly what time you need to stop drinking coffee, or you will be up all night. PGP.

Married coworkers telling you to never get married. PGP.