Hopelessly digging through two years worth of emails for something important. PGP.

Actually getting excited that a zero-calorie Red Bull came out. PGP.

Trying to gracefully eat the awkwardly large lettuce leaves in your salad while eating lunch. PGP.

Awkwardly witnessing a coworker asking an overweight female when she is due. PGP.

Being more excited than you should be about learning new keyboard shortcuts. PGP.

“Starting” a new business every time you get drunk. PGP.

Discovering that the condom in your wallet is expired. PGP.

Pretending to understand your boss’s joke. PGP.

Finding your face on the “Sunday Struggle” 3 months later. PGP.

Going in early to finish up some work from yesterday, and spending the extra two hours surfing the internet. PGP.

Mouthing “I have to take this” while pointing down at your phone in the middle of a meeting, then heading down the hallway where you can review the trade offer your buddy just made you in fantasy football. PGP.

Saving all the credit card mailers to burn for heat this winter. PGP.