A football game between Western Kentucky/Louisiana-Lafayette being the highlight of your Tuesday. PGP.

Making the hour drive to attend 5 separate interviews at their office before receiving a two sentence email letting you know that you didn’t get the job. PGP.

Responding with “I’m swamped right now” when a coworker interrupts your solitaire game to ask you for a favor. PGP.

The vultures that emerge from their hell holes when someone sends a mass email advertising leftovers in the break room. PGP.

“Sure is nice out, isn’t it?” being your go-to line with an old coworker that you have nothing in common with. PGP.

Getting angry whenever you see urine on the toilet seat. PGP.

The guy that always has to get the last word in during an email exchange. PGP.

Going on grocery store runs before big nights out to ensure you don’t blow your whole paycheck and starve until the next one. PGP.

Pretty, poor, and proficient in Microsoft Office. PGP.

Coworker in the office next to you incessantly clearing his throat. PGP.

Who says nothing is impossible? I do nothing all day long. PGP.

Falling asleep on top of a pile of clothes you just washed because you’re too lazy to fold them. PGP.