Found out at homecoming I can still drink like I did in college. The hangover lasted till Wednesday. PGP.

HR guy at my new job told me to go out and celebrate with drinks with close family and friends. Got Jimmy John’s alone. PGP.

Moving up from the Adidas duffel bag to Samsonite for trip to Homecoming. PGPM.

I am sore from my flu shot. PGP.

Your parents asking you to stop by the house this weekend to check in on their dog and cat because they know you don’t have plans. PGP.

The only thing that has made me smile today was a picture of a corgi I saw on Twitter. PGP.

Actually being intrigued by an infomercial. PGP.

When one roommate gets engaged, the search for another roommate begins. PGP.

Way too excited for a Wednesday. PGP.

My parents are making me stay home this year for Halloween and hand out candy so they can go out with their friends. PGP.

Reading Amazon reviews for nose hair trimmers. PGP.

Was told, “Thanks for keeping the seat warm for me, chief,” as I left the stall. PGP.

Not being able to afford a Dollar Shave Club membership. PGP.

Parking my POS car super close to the drivers side of the new corvette in the parking lot. PGPM.

I’ve been showing up early for work for two months because I was in line for a promotion. Company outsourced the hire. I now have three conference calls a week with someone named Samar. PGP.

Trying to get into your car with your access badge after work. PGP.

Homecoming was a success. Managed to stay out one night ’til 3 A.M. PGP.

Still trying to convince myself that I am one, really big poop away from my pants fitting right again. PGP.

Size 36 on Friday. Size 38 on Monday. PGP.

Using Tinder as my main source of social interaction. PGP.