Actually paying attention to the traffic report on the news. PGP.

On Fridays, I put a koozie on my Diet Coke. PGP.

The year you stop getting money in birthday cards being the same year you need money more than ever. PGP.

Stacking cheddar…on top of turkey and whole wheat bread. PGP.

Personal computer crashes…worst day ever. Work computer crashes…best day ever. PGP.

Being given a new title and new responsibilities at work, but still showing up and doing the same little-to-no work everyday. PGP.

The guy that double-clicks every single time when only a single click is necessary. PGP.

You know you’re getting old when you don’t need an Otterbox anymore. PGP.

In 10 minutes, it will only be a half an hour until lunchtime. PGP.

Spending a considerable amount of time wondering how the hell some of your coworkers are married with children. PGP.

Making it rain…dryer sheets into your laundry. PGP.

Greeting coworkers with a sarcastic “Working hard, or hardly working?” instead of “Good morning!” just for entertainment. PGP.