So bored at work that I wish I actually had work to do. PGP.

I literally cannot stand a single person that I work with. PGP.

Accidentally writing “Happy Birthday!” on a condolences card. PGP.

Your neighbor already going into extreme detail about which Christmas lights he’s putting up. PGP.

What is this? A handicapped stall for ants? PGP.

Fake typing. PGP.

The annual “well, I guess neither of us is going to do better” homecoming hookup. PGP.

Wishing Starbucks had a line exclusively for people who have their shit together. PGP.

Having nightmares about oversleeping for work. PGP.

Mass signed birthday cards. PGP.

My office has one door, no windows and computer that faces the back wall. Be jealous. PGP.

Studying more for the CPA exam than you did for all of your college courses combined. PGP.