Had a dream I got fired but with an awesome severance package. PGP.

Was called “sir” multiple times today by a college freshman. PGP.

New guy sends commanding emails in Comic Sans. I can’t bring myself to respond. PGP.

Went on a brunch date, got sunburned. PGP.

Spent all weekend locked in a single vehicle with five of my in-laws driving 8 hours to my parents’ house and back. I was actually looking forward to work. PGP.

My cubicle reeks of coffee and sadness. PGP.

Being locked in a room with idiots all day. PGP.

Having adult acne. PGP.

I worry I’m getting fired whenever my boss asks what I’ve been working on. PGP.

Stuck in the airport with 2 standby tickets and a promise for a flight tomorrow. Thanks American Airlines. PGP.

Feeling like a new man after your morning BM. PGP.

Googling “how to get a job offer back after declining it?” PGP.