(Insert terrible friend’s name here) has invited you to play (insert terrible Facebook game here)! PGP.

My supervisor moved me to a new project. I was just getting used to the project I was working on. PGP.

The 40-year-old guy in the office that still brings a Hot Pocket for lunch. PGP.

My mood is directly proportional to my fantasy football team’s performance. PGP.

I’m not sure what’s worse: having to explain what Snapchat is to your boss, or getting caught Snapchatting at your desk in the first place. PGP.

Every time my boss gives me something to do I think “Why the fuck couldn’t you do this yourself?” PGP.

My resume still shows the part time job I had in high school. PGP.

Please listen carefully as our menu options have recently changed. PGP.

Placing bets on who will leave the company first. PGP.

“I don’t recall receiving that email.” PGP.

Common sense is not so common. PGP.

When living life on the wild side is taking the case off your iPhone. PGP.