Lying when someone asks how you are doing. PGP.

Taking out a loan to buy presents. PGP.

It’s all fun and games until someone gets cirrhosis. PGP.

“When I grow up and get married, I’m living alone.” -Kevin McCallister PGP.

Being on a first name basis with the evening office cleaning crew. PGP.

Looking at really old Facebook photos, and realizing you’re wearing the same outfit. PGP.

Answering all questions about how much I spent at the bar/beer store to my fiancé with “Gotta spend money to make money.” PGP.

If I remember to say “Happy Birthday” to you, thank Facebook. PGP.

I honked at some asshole driver on the way home. Turns out that asshole driver was my boss. PGP.

Instinctively taking your Gchat off the record. PGP.

I lost in the first round of playoffs in fantasy football. Now I have nothing to do at work besides work. PGP.

Your wife wanting kids when you can barely afford to feed yourselves. PGP.