“Popping Addy” now means I’m taking Advil for my headaches. PGP.

Corporate snow day? This is my dream. PGP.

It should be a felony to clip your nails at work. PGP.

I was going to buy a plant for my office until I remembered my office is nowhere near a window. PGP.

Getting called “Mrs.” in an email and not even bothering to correct the person and tell them how single you are. PGP.

Responding to a headhunter on LinkedIn because he or she looks hot in their profile picture. PGP.

The break room turning into the Hunger Games when someone brings in donuts. PGP.

Running into coworkers at lunch when you’re eating alone. PGP.

Seriously considering skipping work every single morning when your alarm goes off. PGP.

Overselling yourself at the interview and underperforming on the job. PGP.

Waking up early to go to the gym, and leaving your gym bag at home. PGP.

The most exciting flavor in your meal typically being ketchup. PGP.