Determined to find the end of the “People You May Know” page on LinkedIn. PGP.

Getting personally offended by all people involved in accidents that cause traffic. PGP.

Leaving a trail of bobby pins all over the office. PGP.

Acting like Sunday is the last day you’ll ever live. PGP.

Reminiscing on the ways you’ve wasted time in the last few weeks when your boss finally dumps a huge workload on you. PGP.

Any poor bastard whose name is Jake and actually works for State Farm. PGP.

Always requesting the non-itemized receipt to hide alcohol purchases on the corporate AmEx. PGP.

“Busy work” being your only work. PGP.

Someone comments on my lunch. Every. Single. Day. PGP.

Purposely booking a connecting flight through Chicago in hopes it gets delayed or cancelled so you can have an extra day or two off. PGP.

Still writing “2013” on everything you sign and date. PGP.

Netflix is going to cost me my job. PGP.