Not being able to stifle your laughter anytime your boss professionally uses the word “penetration.” PGP.

That one friend who has literally never said no to a “Happy hour?” text. God bless that guy. PGP.

Just found a label maker in the office. I’ve never been so excited. PGP.

I still say “Kobe!” when I throw trash into the bin. PGP.

The passive aggressive “Oh, look who finally decided to show up!” jokes from coworkers after you get back from vacation. PGP.

Realizing all of your PTO for the year is already dedicated to attending weddings. PGP.

Legitimately considering rioting when the vending machine prices increase. PGP.

Went to the gym after work today. Saw all the machines were full and immediately left. PGP.

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve adjusted my resume, I wouldn’t need a job. PGP.

Today I discovered the difference between ink and toner. I hate toner. PGP.

Judgmental looks after printing in color. PGP.

Wishing that you didn’t have to rely so heavily on alcohol to get through the week. PGP.