CC’ing coworkers on emails completely unrelated to their jobs just to throw them off. PGP.

Identifying with Edward Norton in “Fight Club.” PGP.

Watching a male coworker get a progressively fatter dad body after his wife has their first baby. PGP.

They responded to my email with a fax. PGP.

Sneaking away from the empty water cooler so you don’t have to change it. PGP.

I got a new pet and now my mother refers to it has her “grandchild.” PGP.

Older coworkers that still don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.” PGP.

Some guy just got up in the middle of the cubicle aisle and started doing jumping jacks. No one even flinched. PGP.

“Good, how you doing today?” -Me, 20+ Times Per Day PGP.

Your entire extended family liking any picture of you and someone of the opposite sex within minutes of it being posted to Facebook. PGP.

Apparently everyone in my office is a weather man in their free time. PGP.

Coming back from a business trip and having a smaller, less comfortable chair at your desk. PGP.