Personifying laptops and printers. PGP.

Having an office nemesis. PGP.

Job descriptions using abbreviations you couldn’t even take a guess at. PGP.

All my PTO goes towards my friends’ out of state weddings. PGP.

I’m so goddamn tired of “touching base.” PGP.

Just had an hour-long conversation with my mom…and I liked it. PGP.

Having to remind yourself that you’re still young. PGP.

Tinder letting me know that “There’s no one new around you.” My life is over. PGP.

Waking up and discovering your first developing forehead wrinkle. PGP.

One oatmeal pack is not enough, but two packs would completely throw off the oatmeal-to-water ratio. PGP.

All of the Political Science majors coming out of the woodwork the morning after the State of the Union. PGP.

Googling “bullet points from the State of the Union.” PGP.