Lying about your age on the elliptical. PGP.

Permanently borrowing office supplies. PGP.

I spaced out and came back to my boss saying, “So definitely don’t do that next week.” Don’t do what? PGP.

Female coworkers discussing Valentine’s Day plans two fucking weeks ahead of time. PGP.

When most of your “mutual friends” with Tinder matches are college interns at your company. PGP.

When the sun rising earlier makes you think you’re late for work. PGP.

Got a 2% raise at work. Looks like the heat is going from 65 to 66 at home for the rest of winter! PGP.

Trying to find an excuse to visit a part of the building where you have zero reason to be so you can introduce yourself to that cute girl. PGP.

Going to a meeting in a bad mood because of Flappy Bird. PGP.

The irony of spending an entire afternoon at a seminar discussing time management. PGP.

When your LinkedIn photo is from your fraternity formal 5 years ago. PGP.

Using acne and anti-wrinkle products at the same time. PGP.