“We are an acronym driven company. Get used to it.” PGP.

The tone-deaf troll in the next cube is singing “Get Lucky.” PGP.

Netflix asking, “Are you still watching?” on a Friday night. PGP.

You and the other young employees getting the “Do you want a career or just a job?” speech from your boss. PGP.

The weird look I got from my boss when he told me congrats on a big sell and my response was “Just bout that action, boss.” PGP.

Drunken conversations about how we’re all “one idea away” from being millionaires. PGP.

Realizing what you learned in college is already outdated. PGP.

“Is there a restaurant there that has been featured on Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives?” is now a question I ask before taking a trip. PGP.

“Just a reminder, can everyone please put their phones on mute during the call.” PGP.

“So did you see that game last night? Poor Peyton!” PGP.

Dropping your phone in the toilet while trying to Snapchat a picture of your turd. PGP.

Saying “its Monday” after every time you drop the ball. PGP.