Living off leftover Super Bowl snack food the week after the Super Bowl. PGP.

Your boss stopping by to talk during the middle of a particularly good round of the game you play on your phone instead of working. PGP.

Almost a year in and I’m still not sure where the corporate line between appropriate and inappropriate cleavage is. PGP.

How many days are in February again? PGP.

4:20 now just means 40 more minutes of work. PGP.

Buying too much fruit at the grocery store when you have absolutely no chance of actually eating it all before it goes bad. PGP.

“If you’re not too busy, could you…” PGP.

The only text I received yesterday was a low balance alert from Chase. PGP.

First championship in Seattle since 1979 and we still had to be at work by 9 o’clock. PGP.

Somebody should really do something about the smell in the office fridge. *walks away* PGP.

The Super Bowl was just as exciting as my job. PGP.

I’ve deleted and re-downloaded Flappy Bird more times than my high score. PGP.