Feeling a large sense of accomplishment when you actually complete a task for once. PGP.

I feel horrible for doing it, but I took all the good office supplies from the guy who got fired like a damn office vulture. PGP.

You know the guys that get coffee for the executives? I get coffee for those guys. PGP.

Having to call your boss to let you back in to the office, because you forgot your keys when you went to the bathroom. PGP.

When one mediocre office prank is the high point of the workweek. PGP.

Having the best #tbt posts on Instagram because you still live at home. PGP.

Standing at the urinal and hearing the Space Shuttle Discovery blast off from the stall next to you. PGP.

Speaking in so much jargon that your own wife can’t understand you. PGP.

Ordering the 2 for $20 at Chili’s so you have lunch for tomorrow. PGP.

The most important thing every work morning is checking the fridge to make sure no one stole my creamer! PGP.

Doing 90% of your work in the last 10% of your day. PGP.

When your boss’s realization that you’re actually good at something results in more work. PGP.