Changing your coffee routine so that you never have to be the guy that makes a new pot. PGP.

If you’re ridiculously busy and your day still drags, that’s when you know you truly hate your job. PGP.

Getting excited over trying a new recipe, then realizing how terribly depressing that is. PGP.

Feelings of genuine gratitude for the existence of coffee. PGP.

Seeing into the future when having a weekly meeting with your 27-year-old, burnt out manager. PGP.

Shakes on a plane. PGP.

Can I bill an hour under “cleaning out inbox?” PGP.

Reading the same weekly newsletter over the urinal for three months. PGP.

Turn down for work. PGP.

Even my dreams are work-related. PGP.

Getting asked, “What exactly do we pay you for?” by your boss. PGP.

A sudden lack of clean work clothes triggering a moderate 7:00am panic attack. PGP.