My boss handed me his iPad with a sticky note on it that read: “Broken.” Turns out he didn’t charge it. PGP.

My job is basically to get yelled at all day for things that were in no way my fault. PGP.

“Are you busy?” is an absurd trap of a trick question. PGP.

Receiving unsolicited advice about your non-existent love life from friends who are in relationships. PGP.

Friends in relationships constantly trying to set you up with their single friends. PGP.

Actually having to check the expiration date on condoms before using them. PGP.

My mind is so far away from work that I’m bordering on an out-of-body experience. PGP.

Big middle finger to whoever just heated up fish in the kitchen microwave. PGP.

The daily “woke up too late to make breakfast” and “too tired after work to cook dinner” fast food runs. PGP.

Can’t get Ambien so I’m doubling down on melatonin. PGP.

1: “How’s it going?” 2: “Oh, can’t complain.” 1: “I could.” PGP.

My boss casually brought up his mental health issues during a meeting today. PGP.