My colleague told me that I can do better than my current company and to “dream big.” PGP.

A few of my fraternity brothers came to stay with me for a drunk weekend. They brought Coke Zero as a mixer. PGP.

Got the first sunburns of the season this weekend. The longest period of time I was outside was an hour for brunch on the patio. PGP.

Last week on the job and trying to pretend like I still give a shit. PGP.

Realized at a high school grad party that I’m the drunk cousin. PGP.

Accepted an offer for a new job today and leave for Vegas tomorrow. My out of office is just going to be “I will be out Friday and not will not be returning.” PGP.

Spent 7 hours at the El Paso airport. PGP.

Took up golfing as a hobby because pride is overrated. PGP.

Young coworker telling you if they work hard they’ll get a raise and a promotion. PGP.

I don’t know who Todd is and I’m too prideful to ask in the comment section at this point. PGP.

Having more notifications on LinkedIn than Insta. PGP.

Went down a floor in my office building to throw up this morning so my co-workers don’t think I’m a degenerate. PGP.