Living paycheck to paycheck no matter how many raises you get. PGP.

France banned work emails after 6 PM? Are they hiring? PGP.

Finally, nice weather. I should open the sunroof. Oh wait, I can’t. I’ll get sunburn on my bald spot. PGP.

I’m taking Good Friday off even though I haven’t been to church since Christmas. I’m going to hell. PGP.

Still taking laundry home for “Easter break.” PGP.

Hanging on the line after transferring a customer just to waste time. PGP.

Spending the last half hour at work deciding what fast food you’re grabbing on the way home. PGP.

No one has any idea what I do for a living, and they don’t understand when I tell them, so now I just tell people I’m an accountant and let them think whatever they want. PGP.

Started from the bottom, now I work in an office that is literally underground. PGP.

Mentally checking out the second your boss leaves the office at lunch. PGP.

“He’s out today, but I’d love to ruin the rest of MY day helping you!” PGP.

The daily decision to spend money on good coffee or drink shitty coffee for free. PGP.