Pulling muscles you didn’t know you had. PGP.

I just got guilted into signing a birthday card for a woman who is a huge bitch to me. PGP.

Counting the driving range as exercise. PGP.

Coming out of a meeting with a new title, more responsibility, and the exact same pay. PGP.

Accidentally calling your boss “mom.” PGP.

The most productive thing I’ve done today was download the PGP app. PGP.

Trading my Silverado for a Volvo to save on gas and insurance. PGP.

When the candy drawer is the only thing getting you through the day. PGP.

I have 192 matches on Tinder, but have gotten laid zero times because I’m always too tired and lazy to follow through with trying to set up a date. PGP.

Moved my dinning room table last night. Woke up with lower back pain this morning. PGP.

Wasted Wednesday now means the day was wasted in meetings. PGP.

Realizing the warm summer weather will have almost no impact on your daily life. PGP.